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X_quizit



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^ The sad thing is, ur wife did settle for a 5 foot nothing, weighing 49lbs soaking wet, and don't worry, I won't follow her footsteps. Loads of decent men Like Xia is describing exist, therefore we do not need to settle with neanderthals such as u. The reason yet again ur proving to be a child is that u like to twist things to suit ur view, pls quote me where i said woman does nothing and the man must do all, u can't b/c u won't find it. Only a child would close their eyes and only see what they wanna see. Ask wifey to change ur diaper along with ur child, its surely as soiled as ur mind.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ask wifey to change ur diaper along with ur child, its surely as soiled as ur mind.


X-quizit adiga kaftan u leedahay but here in ukeey there are cases where the wives do indeed change the men once they pass out from excessive chewing, smoking and lack of nutriation Embarassed

they hardly know if they have soiled themselves and once the benefit book runs out the maqfish throws them out and someone helps them come home to a wife and kids they have not seen for a forthnight. by then the wife has to run him bath, help him change his soiled clothes, feed them and put him to bed, waking him up every 12 hours to get some food down to him.

subxanalah where are the real men?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

xia lol lol eventje stoer doen yaah .......

waxaan dhan waxaan ukasaa ani FANTACY riyo aad ku jirtiin ..runta markii timaado aan arkeynaa sida FEEBARO horay usoo shegay mar hadii guriga lagu soo xero galiyo ma ada afka kala qaadi karo hee...WHO IS DA BOSS waye markaas guriga adi mise ani


ilaa iyo hada wixi niyadiina kujiro meshaan ku buux buuxiya
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xia, thats a sad truth indeed, yet they are here blowing a casket pretending those ppl do not exist. Just like trash, time to dump them in the garbage.

Cadani, somali men are toothpics therefore we can easily overpower them at home or anywhere. if it makes u feel better thinking ud be wearing the pants. keep dreaming, once they get a strong somali woman, they become like clay and we can mold them into being men.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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somali men are toothpics


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Girl, I like you, keep kicking their asses. You doing a great job. Cool

I am still laughing.... Girl watch out they will give you their evil eyes... those are masakeen dee Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

looooooooooooool@tooth pick

let me my fav xalimo in power sheeko. this oday, our neighbour married a garoob lady with a daughter. the man was known to be a bully and has had many wives previously all of them disappeared after not been able to handle he abusive ways.

few weeks later the usual pattern of beating began, my ayeeyo used to say (ooy hooy naagta waa dhimatey caawa) and we will see the lady in the morning covered with bruises, she was quite and collected, some nights we will hear her screams and the men of dariska will go and try to interfere Very Happy

then one night the usual noise started, after few seconds we heard (ci) or screams, only this time, it was the man, yelling iga qabtaaaaaaaaaaay. suffice to say no one went to help Very Happy Very Happy

next morning we saw gaari dameer and the lady putting her stuff to move, we never seen her again, but we saw him with broken arms, and teeth. he never beat his next wife Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL Xia, she's my SHERO Very Happy .....If all women respected themselves like this woman did, and took care of business at home, no mijo basto would run his mouth and instead would be put to work like the mule they are Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What’s the fuss all about? ...With microwave you could prepare any dish you desire in a matter of seconds.....right now i'm enjoying tuna I made couple of minutes ago.



X-Q men are all over ya where ever u go eh? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Darbi Don, what can i say, they looof me, they really loof me...how can they resist this Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

X_quizit wrote:
Xia, thats a sad truth indeed, yet they are here blowing a casket pretending those ppl do not exist. Just like trash, time to dump them in the garbage.

Cadani, somali men are toothpics therefore we can easily overpower them at home or anywhere. if it makes u feel better thinking ud be wearing the pants. keep dreaming, once they get a strong somali woman, they become like clay and we can mold them into being men.


Where am I saying these kind of guys don't exist? LOL you think I'm a boy just cuz I don't agree with your opinion 100%, but to tell the truth, I got me a good job, I take care of my family(a wife and 4 kids) financially, I do actually help out around the house and even do the shopping, and get up occasionally to take care of the kids while wifey sleeps for a few more minutes(read:hours). Just cause I don't follow your view doesn't mean I'm a lazy farax with no job and no life. I just don't agree with how you start complaining and demanding a bunch of crap from guys like me and then wonder why there's no "good" men around. LOL cuz they found good wives who don't b*tch about everything!

And I resent that "toothpick" comment. Come on, I'm at LEAST 150 lbs!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^ yet again ur showing ur selective reading skills. No one said all were like that, we're looking to improve the average lazy farah who thinks its the wife's job to do everything, including wiping his ass. If u were such an upstanding farah who takes care of his family, then it wouldn't have hit u so hard and u wouldn't have taken offense if u didn't find a grain of truth in what we were saying. Maybe u see urself as those losers and found something that hit a nerve. U wouldn't have answered if u didn't think ur kind was personally attacked. If ur such a great farah, good, thats ur job and ur duty, no kudos, but step aside and don't whine on behalf of the lazy ones if ur not part of it. Women are not doormats for mijo bastos to wipe their feet on, so if we demand things, its only b/c they weren't smart/considerate enuff to do their job w/o being told. If they act like 10, then we'll definetly treat them as such and give them a curriculum on what it is to be a good husband and how to do it.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If u were such an upstanding farah who takes care of his family, then it wouldn't have hit u so hard and u wouldn't have taken offense if u didn't find a grain of truth in what we were saying. Maybe u see urself as those losers and found something that hit a nerve. U wouldn't have answered if u didn't think ur kind was personally attacked


dhariga maxaa ka keena karka, ileen waa kuleelka.

Xquizit stop disecting those poor souls without painkillers Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did a cooking instructions topic turn into a battle of the sexes? Only with maryooleey can a simple topic b turned into a battle field Laughing I was taking notes on all the advice I got when suddenly I was bang in the middle of the third WW Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry D, we've hijacked the topic....back to ur cooking instructions u go.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^OH no you don't! Not till Liibaanoow has a fair shot at you for your last remark to him Laughing

*popcorn for sale, popcorn for sale, anyone fancy a snack while watching this match?*
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^and you! Mad popcorns?? if fufu *who likes a good argument* found this little exchange of heated words ...disturbing i'm sure others must have too.


Rolling Eyes i can totally understand attacking a person's opinion on a topic but to attack the person ...totally uncalled for.


dont like to cook? then DONT, cant cook? then either learn ..or stay that way; that applies to both genders...

that about does it for me...

advice: breath....breath...and stay calm

salaamz folks


ps. libaan!!! thanks for your vote *only person who voted for pucca as the 'best member'*
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pop corn for me pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i eagerly await for libaan's response and i hope he throws daggers at X Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think all those liberation ideas woman today utter are for show only. once she is married and she got lil muufo in the oven, she will cook and do as told.

a man in the kitchen (shudders at the thought of it)

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^you are simply a weirdo, judging from your name and all, full of rage me thinks Very Happy
as we speak probably cooking Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love to cook....I live to cook....I am what others consider a voracious cheft.

Oh who am I kidding! I'm terrible @ cooking...My entire familia overtly chuckles at the sight of me in the kitchen with an apron. They have vigorously dissuaded me from preceeding to cook for them in the past. Oh yeah lets not forget to mention they have numerously shouted "If you know whats good for you, you WILL slowly put down the wooden spoon and step away from the cooking pan or else!" I mean so what if I've burned down the kitchen once before (that was ages ago people!) and we had to evacuate our home for 2 hrs. And so what if I'm challenged in the kitchen and can't seem to cook anything right. What is right, anyways? Basically 'm tired of being bullied around and pushed out of the kitchen...darn it! ***Getting extremely frustrated*** Excuse me guys, 'm in the mood for blueberry pancakes...Anyone care for some?

So much for encouragement from your family eh. Crying or Very sad *Sighs, and walks off*
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